September 2012
pigfarts-pigfarts-here-i-come:
this is my black friend with duct tape on her mouth
this was her after ripping off the tape
and this is her after she found out i was taking pictures
I don’t like looking people in the eyes while I walk around town because they might challenge me to a Pokemon battle and I just don’t have time for that.
Fã normal → Fã ancioso → Fã apaixonado → Fanático...
August 2012
murricacanspanglemybanner:
foreveralone-lyguy:
I sent my dog outside for standing on the dining room table. This was his response.
fuck the system
Watchtheshitliketiktik:
250,000 multicoloured balls bouncing down the streets of San Francisco
i dont know what i was expecting
this is possibly the prettiest thing I’ve ever seen
“Waiting hurts. Forgetting hurts. But not knowing which decision to take is the...”
– Paulo Coelho (via killheji)
part of me
me: wow I'm fat
me: maybe I look ok
me: I AM PERFECT THE WAY I AM
me: I'm fucking disgusting I'm losing weight now
me: I am more than just my weight!
me: who the fuck cares about anything
me: I AM SO FAT.
me: idk curves are beautiful i am beautiful
me: i hate myself
“Look, these people, they’re fucking retarded. Rape can’t cause pregnancy? Breast...”
– Bill Nye, the Science Guy, regarding Todd Akin and the Republican Party
source
(via captaincoolasfuck)
harrysighles:
why don’t i have a best friend that just randomly shows up at my house whenever they feel like it and my parents love them and treat them like another child and they steal food from my house because they can and we dance on my bed and jam to music and we know each other’s every thought and secret
why did hollywood make me think i would have this
I sent an email to "Tumblr Headquarters" and I've...
blueevol:
dreamychocolateprincess:
creamchu:
summers-just-begun:
100’s of “Tumblr Logo Stickers” & “Hello My name is.., My Tumblr is.. Stickers”
&About 50 buttons!!
Reblog and Like if you want me to ship you a few >.<
*FIRST 200O ONLY!
wowwww!
omg dang
PLEASE T__T
usingtimewisely:
the kid who volunteers to read and can’t pronounce 90% of the words.
maozedung:
“…but you may work alone if you wish.”
1 tag
story of my life: i don't know what to wear because i look ugly in everything
excuse me but since when did music become this big competition about taste and stuff why can’t we just listen to what we want to if you like bieber go listen to him if you like led zeppelin go ahead listen to them if you like my chem go ahead listen to them fuck if you like sex sounds made by whales go ahead listen to it music is supposed to be fun
book: he took a bite out of the apple
teacher: now what could the apple represent
teacher: the red paints a depiction of anger, the boy finally biting into his anger and letting it unleash all the while his innocence is being violated by the teeth of despair and the endless throat that is life and being boiled by the stomach acid of unstoppable death
book: calm down
pregnancy test commercial: your body can tell when you are pregnant before you can
mom: so can republicans
battybaby:
How to play horror games properly starring me:
anorecsya:
i wish my thighs were as small as my self esteem ✿◕‿◕✿
How to make your dreams come true:
cloysterbell:
1. Make a graham cracker crust.
2. Make some cookie dough.
3. Make some cheesecake batter.
4. Put globs of cookie dough in the cheesecake batter.
5. Pour into a springform.
6. Top with more cookie dough.
7. Bake that shit for 40 minutes at 350 degrees fahrenheit. If patient, go to next step. If you don’t give a fuck, skip directly to step 9.
8. Let chill in...
